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var quote = new Array();
quote[0] = ""The devil's in the details." - unknown"
quote[1] = ""Every place is magical if you are there at the right time." - John Shaw"
quote[2] = ""A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man." - Jebediah Springfield"
quote[3] = "Tables are key to great web layouts."
quote[4] = ""When I discover I am wrong, I change my mind. What do you do?" - John Maynard Keynes"
quote[5] = ""Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do!" - unknown"
quote[6] = "Canon: Please follow Nikon's lead and make a 200-400mm f/4 lens!"
quote[7] = "Lens shades work great to block both light and precipitation and also to protect the front lens glass from damage."
quote[8] = "Use aperture priority mode wide open when shooting action to ensure the fastest shutter speed possible is used."
quote[9] = ""I often quote myself, it adds spice to my conversation." - George Bernard Shaw"
quote[10] = ""Have you ever observed that we pay much more attention to a wise passage when it is quoted than when we read it in the original author?" - Philip G. Hamerton"
quote[11] = ""A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain." - Robert Frost"
quote[12] = ""I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs." - Nancy Reagan"
quote[13] = ""...the metric system did not really catch on in the United States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the 9 millimeter bullet." - Dave Barry"
quote[14] = ""If you're going through hell, keep going." - Sir Winston Churchill"
quote[15] = ""Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great ones make you feel that you, too, can become great." - Mark Twain"
quote[16] = ""There are two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." - Albert Einstein"
quote[17] = ""Don't be so humble - you are not that great." - Golda Meir"
quote[18] = ""The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work." -Emile Zola"
quote[19] = ""I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have." -Thomas Jefferson"
quote[20] = ""In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." - Martin Luther King Jr."
quote[21] = ""Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right." - Henry Ford"
quote[22] = ""Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte"
quote[23] = ""Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde"
quote[24] = ""I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." - Thomas Edison"
quote[25] = ""A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship." - John D. Rockefeller"
quote[26] = ""Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down." - Jimmy Durante"
quote[27] = ""The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good." - Samuel Johnson"
quote[28] = ""A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both." - Dwight D. Eisenhower"
quote[29] = ""Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." - Antoine de Saint Exupery"
quote[30] = ""Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens." - Jimi Hendrix"
quote[31] = ""Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant"
quote[32] = ""Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal." - Henry Ford"
quote[33] = ""Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it" - Henry David Thoreau"
quote[34] = ""Any man who is under 30 and is not a liberal has not heart; and any man who is over 30 and is not a conservative has no brains." - Sir Winston Churchill"
quote[35] = ""Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names." - John F. Kennedy"
quote[36] = ""Opportunities multiply as they are seized." - Sun Tzu"
quote[37] = ""Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin"
quote[38] = ""The average person thinks he isn't." - Father Larry Lorenzoni"
quote[39] = ""A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Sir Winston Churchill"
quote[40] = ""It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." - Mark Twain"
quote[41] = ""We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." - Jason Kidd"
quote[42] = ""We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction." - General Douglas MacArthur"
quote[43] = ""When you go out to photograph, expect nothing, be ready for anything." - Joel Meyerowitz"
quote[44] = ""The nature photographer's task is to experience nature as fully as possible and to share our passion with others through our photographs." - William Neill"
quote[45] = ""Cameras capable of making great photographs have become commonplace these days, but photographers have not." - Galen Rowell"
quote[46] = ""Nothing ventured, nothing gained; and also nothing lost!" - Ken R. Sheide"
quote[47] = ""A clever person solves a problem, a wise person avoids it." - Albert Einstein"
quote[48] = ""Instead of controlling the environment for the benefit of the population, perhaps it's time we control the population to allow the survival of the environment." - David Attenborough"
quote[49] = ""Witholding the truth is akin to lying and should be treated as such." - Ken R. Sheide"
quote[51] = ""Perfection is subjective." - Ken R. Sheide"
quote[50] = ""...photography is really about sharing what you are experiencing with others not lucky or patient enough to be there themselves. It's also about noticing things everyone else passes by." - Tom Till"
quote[52] = "Paul Oakenfold 'Cafe del Mar' (1998) = Fragma 'Man in the Moon' (2003). Theft?"
quote[53] = "Who watches DVDs with the audio commentary turned on? Do the creators really expect people to have nothing better to do with their time?"
quote[54] = ""I'm disrespectful to dirt. Can you see I am serious?" - Mr. Sparkle"
quote[55] = ""There are two kinds of people in the world; tree huggers and Earth rapers. Which one are you?" - Ken A. Sheide"
quote[56] = ""I sometimes think it is a good rule of thumb to ask of a country: are people trying to get into it or out of it? It's not a bad guide to what sort of country it is." - Tony Blair talking of the US"
quote[57] = ""What in the Wide, Wide World of Sports is a-goin' on here?" - Slim Pickens"
quote[58] = ""We do not inherit the earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children." - Unknown"
function doQuote() {
var spFlag = 1 //clear if special date
var today = new Date()
var curMonth = today.getMonth() + 1 //month
var curDate = today.getDate() //day of month
var curDay = today.getDay() + 1 //day of week (Sun=1)
var finHTML = "Happy New Year!" ; spFlag = 0}
if (curMonth == 1 && curDate >= 15 && curDate <= 21 && curDay == 2) {finHTML += "FFFFFF'>Today Martin Luther King's birthday is celebrated!" ; spFlag = 0}
if (curMonth == 2 && curDate == 2) {finHTML += "993300'>Today is Groundhog Day!" ; spFlag = 0}
if (curMonth == 2 && curDate == 14) {finHTML += "FF9999'>Happy Valentine's Day!" ; spFlag = 0}
if (curMonth == 2 && curDate >= 15 && curDate <= 21 && curDay == 2) {finHTML += "FFFFFF'>Today is President's Day!" ; spFlag = 0}
if (curMonth == 3 && curDate >= 8 && curDate <= 14 && curDay == 1) {finHTML += "FFFFFF'>Daylight Saving Time begins today in the US (set your clock ahead one hour)!" ; spFlag = 0}
if (curMonth == 3 && curDate == 17) {finHTML += "00FF00'>Happy St. Patrick's Day!" ; spFlag = 0}
if (curMonth == 3 && curDate >= 25 && curDay == 1) {finHTML += "FFFFFF'>Summer Time begins today in Europe (set your clock ahead one hour)." ; spFlag = 0}
if (curMonth == 4 && curDate == 1) {finHTML += "0099FF'>You will die tomorrow. April Fool's!" ; spFlag = 0}
if (curMonth == 4 && curDate == 22) {finHTML += "00FF00'>Today is Earth Day!" ; spFlag = 0}
if (curMonth == 4 && curDate == 20) {finHTML += "FFFFFF'>Happy birthday Glenys!" ; spFlag = 0}
if (curMonth == 5 && curDate >= 8 && curDate <= 14 && curDay == 1) {finHTML += "FFFF00'>Today is Mother's Day!" ; spFlag = 0}
if (curMonth == 5 && curDate >= 15 && curDate <= 21 && curDay == 7) {finHTML += "FFFFFF'>Today is Armed Forces Day!" ; spFlag = 0}
if (curMonth == 5 && curDate >= 25 && curDay == 2) {finHTML += "FFFFFF'>Today is Memorial Day!" ; spFlag = 0}
if (curMonth == 6 && curDate == 14) {finHTML += "FFFFFF'>Today is Flag Day in the US!" ; spFlag = 0}
if (curMonth == 6 && curDate >= 15 && curDate <= 21 && curDay == 1) {finHTML += "FFFF00'>Today is Father's Day!" ; spFlag = 0}
if (curMonth == 7 && curDate == 4) {finHTML += "FF0000'>Today is Independence Day in the US!" ; spFlag = 0}
if (curMonth == 9 && curDate <= 7 && curDay == 2) {finHTML += "FFFFFF'>Today is Labor Day (so get to work)!" ; spFlag = 0}
if (curMonth == 10 && curDate >= 8 && curDate <= 14 && curDay == 2) {finHTML += "FFFFFF'>Today is Columbus Day!" ; spFlag = 0}
if (curMonth == 10 && curDate >= 25 && curDay == 1) {finHTML += "FFFFFF'>Summer Time ends today in Europe (set your clock back one hour)." ; spFlag = 0}
if (curMonth == 10 && curDate == 31) {finHTML += "FF9900'>Happy Halloween!" ; spFlag = 0}
if (curMonth == 11 && curDate <= 7 && curDay == 1) {finHTML += "FFFFFF'>Daylight Saving Time ends today in the US (set your clock back one hour)!" ; spFlag = 0}
if (curMonth == 11 && curDate == 11) {finHTML += "FFFFFF'>Today is Veteran's Day!" ; spFlag = 0}
if (curMonth == 11 && curDate >= 22 && curDate <= 28 && curDay == 5) {finHTML += "993300'>Happy Thanksgiving!" ; spFlag = 0}
if (curMonth == 12 && curDate == 25) {finHTML += "FF0000'>Merry Christmas!" ; spFlag = 0}
if (spFlag) { //no special, get random quote
var curQuote = Math.floor(Math.random() * quote.length) //value from 0 to last value in array
finHTML = quote[curQuote]
}
document.write(finHTML)
}
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